Today, after ordering it four weeks ago, I finally got the expensive figurine that I'd been wanting. Also today, my brother jizzed onto it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I finally got a package for some pieces that my model kit was missing after I had contacted customer services about the problem. The package was still missing a piece. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
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Top comments
Regulate 21
What.
revolvearoundme 15
Guess that makes it an action figure. Since it's already getting some action from your brother.
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Comments (28)
revolvearoundme 15
Guess that makes it an action figure. Since it's already getting some action from your brother.
CantTouchThat 29
Yea..we got it. Thanks for making it not funny.
Easkeruth 13
I don't think this is the hamon Caesar would have wanted
RichardPencil 32
This confused me so much! I was thinking Julius Caesar and trying to recall what a "hamon" might be from Roman history. It's a manga/anime thing. I'm relieved.
caesarinozeppeli 3
Coincidentally, that same manga series *does* have a Julius Caesar.
Regulate 21
What.
IAmClay 24
I'd be a problem if it was Wo-Class
RichardPencil 32
Figurine? I think it's spelled "Fleshlight." YWIA
HalfLit 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I have little respect for people who dump money into such materialistic things like "figurines". Obviously your brother doesn't either. YDI.
Cali 57
Hobbies are cool, yo.
Katie Kat 8
i thought this was a joke so I liked it. instant regret
TaoShaman 24
So you never buy anything? So you just stare at nothingness all day. You posted on here. So you spend money on a phone/computer/internet. How is a figurine any different?
Arashikage 18
Well your life sounds boring and I pity those who are a part of it
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's one way for a figure to get some action.
Lobby_Bee 18
You mean those hentai figurines right? That's what they are used for anyways right? You mad cause you were not her first?
zinoxity 23
Meh. I had to get a molar pulled at 17 because a dentist let it get infected. But I can't even afford an implant.
J352SAURUS 30
...I think you got the wrong FML buddy.
zinoxity 23
Yeah I know but I can't remove it :(
J352SAURUS 30
Aww :( Here, have some cake.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
I am both intrigued and deeply afraid to know the circumstances behind this FML! Oh the dichotomy!