Today, it was the third time a guy high-fived me after sex. The other two guys gave me a fist bump. Is this a universal thing, or am I just one of the bros? FML
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Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML
Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
Today, my brother hugged me for the first time. Turns out he was patting me down to make sure I didn't have cigarettes. Love you too, bro. FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
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Rick Talbot 2
was it all in the same day lol?
Jonkbaby 23
Question, are dates involved? Are they paying for your dinner, dtc?
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Comments (7)
cuz803 46
I'm assuming you're not dating these men. I've never heard of high fiving or fist bumping after sex but I guess that's these men's way of practicing chivalry. Kinda cute.
Yudith 28
What's wrong with being one of the bros?
cacheson 42
I love high fiving after sex! It’s my way of saying “that was great!” Sometimes I even sing a lonely island song. You can guess which one. ;)
49_Donuts 15
Maybe you’re just that good!
Wadlaen 24
I don't know what it is, but it seems to me like you're doing something right...😉
Jonkbaby 23
Question, are dates involved? Are they paying for your dinner, dtc?
Rick Talbot 2
was it all in the same day lol?