Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML
Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend is still determined to find my kink. I keep telling him I don’t have one. Literally, I don’t. He isn’t forcing me to do anything physically but he won’t drop the subject. He keeps making all these different suggestions and expecting me to have some magical discovery or something. FML
Today, I walked out halfway through a much anticipated dick appointment because it became apparent that he thought my clit was located somewhere on my upper thigh. He kept rubbing it and moaning, "Oooooh, I bet you like that, baby." No, sir, I certainly did not. FML
Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
steve247 2
Try circling it with a sharpie?
orgasm_blush 4
Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.
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Comments (362)
hotmomma3 0
This is why I totally get lesbians... Smh
Snafuusmc 12
Boy if I had a nic...nevermind
davidg6 3
Well, now you know what to get for his birthday... A compass and a map to your ********.
beggarman 4
Maybe her clit is too small to see/feel by someone other than herself. It happens.
justmeh 0
That's y u get it pierced then u have a visual believe me it works and adds pleasure for u too :-)
SwtCherryPie 26
OMG i had my clit pierced for around 5 years... makes just walking a pleasure... but you have to be careful, if the piercing is done wrong it can cause nerve damage in your clit and you could never have feeling there again hence making orgasms a lot harder to obtain
justmeh 0
I'm telling u... But it's an awesome locating device for men tells them exactly where it is and pretty anything they do is good as long as they pay attention lol
Dcm210 19
did u shave?
elephantom12 9
If that's you in your picture you are the king of soulless gingers.
ilovefall10 21
Nice going calling your boyfriend an idiot. You two should break up for his sake.
nothingforfreez 2
So, how jacked up is your va-jay-jay that he couldn't find it? That has to be the reason he couldn't find it. I refuse to believe that he can be that stupid when you point to it... unless you physically touched it and put his hand there, no complaining.
kei1108 13
Way to be a loving girlfriend...
Pslcybn5 7
Wow you're angry... If he sucks in bed maybe find somebody else?? DURR you're dumb OP!