Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Slayer_fml 0
Yes, it's very important for us women to not be emotional and to just shut up and listen to our men. Emotions, you see, are not natural parts of life, but irrational outbursts that we must learn to control! Your bf is a jackass.
woxy 0
SUBTLE HINTS
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Person_Man 0
YDI for being a dumb emotional bitch. I suppose most females are though.
ImEatingBagels 0
i agree girls need to chill cuz they always freak out over nothing and their Hippocrates
FuckMyLife77 0
OUCH! I would be like "is that what u think of me, cause if u do whats the point of us dateing???"
secret_fml 0
ouchh was it the right station?! lol
kylepwn1 0
maybe you should be less emotional. maybe you should control yourself more. maybe you all should.
deja54 0
lol I love everyone jumping all over the guy and saying break up with him. Guys always complain about this of girls. And girls always complain of guys for not being sensitive enough and sweet and etc... It's not sexism... Men and women *do* act differently. And men and women know this. Men do not realistically expect women to act like men, and women do not realistically expect men to act like women. And while each will complain that the other *should* act like their respective counterpart, they wouldn't really find it attractive. Welcome to the normal ******* world.
kbiddyj 0
thats not an FML at all, that's a reality check. get over it.
Blank_fml 0
not saying that it was right to do it that why but you shouldn't be so emotional it makes you easier to be read ^_^ and i'm not really seeing the FML in this
TurtleLG 0
you guys don't get it, i think he was going to break up
Pandaleptic 0
Don't break up with the guy for being honest. Seriously. I also do not see how this is a FML.