Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Slayer_fml 0
Yes, it's very important for us women to not be emotional and to just shut up and listen to our men. Emotions, you see, are not natural parts of life, but irrational outbursts that we must learn to control! Your bf is a jackass.
woxy 0
SUBTLE HINTS
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Comments (104)
kellster 2
Wow, passive-aggressive much??? He couldn't just talk to you about it directly? If he really wanted outside advice, he certainly could have suggested you guys go to couples therapy or something like that. Sounds like he just wanted to embarrass you a whole lot. Next time: very calmly and reasonably and rationally dump his ass, pronto.
braFTW 0
Come on, maybe he's tired of saying it and tried to have you listening another opinion.. ;)
meddude 0
well said #13. i'm guessing the guy was trying to tell her in a way that wouldn't get him, well, killed. he knew the girl would overreact, so when he heard this, he thought it might be a good idea. to the ladies: not all guys are chauvinist pigs. stop watching Sex in the City or whatever and get a clue on how real life is. we're not all assholes. those of us that are probably turned that way after a run in with a cruel and extremely emotional girl. nuff said.
heather889121 0
wow, some men... i'd dump his ass...
Boob_fml 6
Wow, sounds like either: A) Your boyfriend is a prick; or B) You are too emotional and you are making your boyfriend want to kill himself. By the looks of how you typed the FML, you are too emotional, ha. Stop trying to be the absolute center of attention, you are making him miserable and if you don't stop he's going to move on.
Amkii 0
lol I like the way he hints at stuff. Nice of him.
holdfast333 0
you know this really chaps my ass... this is an FML ? REALLY .... ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? Y.S.D ... big ones
D12345678 0
this is far from an FML
Lou_Briccant 0
Sounds like another "I'm too sensitive to have a sense of humour" one to me.
kwbuzz23wk 0
#22 and #30 FTW!