Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Slayer_fml 0
Yes, it's very important for us women to not be emotional and to just shut up and listen to our men. Emotions, you see, are not natural parts of life, but irrational outbursts that we must learn to control! Your bf is a jackass.
woxy 0
SUBTLE HINTS
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Comments (104)
christopherlove 0
If your BF thinks you need to hear it, then you certainly deserve it. Nothing worse than an over-emotional girlfriend.
Anonymous1001 0
On the bright side, at least he's willing to stick around and work on improving your relationship, instead of dumping you for being too emotional. Right?
notsocrafty 0
I hope you had the opprotunity to punch him in the junk the next time you saw him.
DWdizzy 0
Thing ive learned from this FML, women are proud to get out of hand with their emotions and would rather dump someone who suggest you control them. thanks ladies ;)
mon_e_mons 0
i love how you can tell everyones sex when they post on this. if they are irate or say to do something violent it's a women. and im sure he had a good reason for doing that. you probably snapped on him recently or something. be happy he didn't just strait up dump you for being a psychopath.....btw ima guy ;)
kira1kira 0
I blaim the host, f*cking retarded person, possibly worse than dr. Phil (although he is called docter even though he is unlicensed)
Nemo14_fml 0
That's so awful. Don't anyone begin to tell me that men are not also emotional at times. It's the way humans are. But if he meant it as a joke, I think it's pretty funny.
lazy_girl 12
Take the hint! lol
what_the_fail 0
Maybe you should stop PMSing and stop being a bitch. YDI.
tigerlily3 0
Okay, not all women are over emotional. And men can be as well. If he doesn't want to be with an over emotional woman, he should have just dumped her.