Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
Today, my husband sped my car up to 80 in a 30, and almost crashed, which would have killed us both. What did I do to set him off? I played a song he didn't like. FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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Top comments
LunaEevee13 25
I hope he is an ex now. Hope you are doing well.
DogeToTheMoon 4
Dump him he’s insane
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DogeToTheMoon 4
Dump him he’s insane
LunaEevee13 25
I hope he is an ex now. Hope you are doing well.
lukey101 26
Get rid of him!! How unstable is he to lose his mind over nothing, put your lives in danger, and the ditch you on the side of the road?? No matter who you are, you deserve better than that from your partner. Don't put up with that.
mike3775 39
This is a YDI if you come back and said he apologized and you are still dating, an FML if you come back and say you dumped his sorry ass. I don’t even let my 7 yr old throw hissy fits like that.
bleachedraven 14
Hell nah, someone with a hair trigger temper that risks lives doesn't deserve to drive! Hope he's an ex now.
123Puppy 33
I hope you dumped him!
alex_jaguara 33
Red flag ahead. Sounds toxic af.
Franklin Tate 3
Driver picks the songs. That's the rule🤷♂️
MidnaLink 35
Found the boyfriend.
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, but this was an accident. There was no need to throw a fit. Ask what happened, sure. Get a bit annoyed, especially if he likes the song, okay. But to throw a fit, drive dangerously, and kick her out of the car at a stop sign is abusive.
spinspinsugar 12
I really hope this is made up. I hope you're not with him any more. he's more toxic than human feces
wawa_sxm 15
i doubt this was the first time so you know what to expect...ydi