Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Slayer_fml 0
Yes, it's very important for us women to not be emotional and to just shut up and listen to our men. Emotions, you see, are not natural parts of life, but irrational outbursts that we must learn to control! Your bf is a jackass.
woxy 0
SUBTLE HINTS
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Comments (104)
wotchersarah 0
#1- so anyone that is bipolar shouldn't be in a relationship? :|
sydney9_fml 0
Goodness... dump him...
angelslayer 0
why dump him.... he's stating his feelings, stop being emotional bitch.......
SuperCereal89 0
I hope you broke up with him, because he is a sexist jerk. Don't ever be afraid to express how you feel, it's healthy. Also, if he makes you emotional then he does not deserve the emotion known as love. Take out the trash hun because he is just emotional BAGGAGE.
justinsbaby291 0
uhh ur guy is obviously a dick and does not care about you enough...dump his sorry ass
StupidMe_fml 0
That sounds like the guy I was dating. Tell him to go **** himself.
elisianfields 0
DTMFA!
sadlifeehhh 0
#1 - that's rude and helps promote the stigma around bipolar disorder, aka you're a douche bag. And to the poster, you totally deserved it, you probably amplify the fact that you're a girl so it's okay to be overemotional and bitchy and I bet you believe in PMS too.
Kaitykins 0
No matter if your emotional or not, that was a pretty messed up thing for your Boyfriend to do.
bigcrazymike 6
Yeah, well, it's important to be in control of your emotions. At least now you can be sure of your boyfriends opinion of you.