Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
How would that work?
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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iliketocomment17 7
then give him one
RedPillSucks 33
Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?
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RedPillSucks 33
Actually, what he meant was the brides maids would show up in nothing but hello kitty panties. Not the flower girl though. This would be a church wedding, afterall.
theprey 0
a hello kitty wedding is appropriate because after the wedding he gets to say hello to your kitty . . . with his penis.
ClaireMae 0
Can I have your boyfriend?
CoachLlama 5
nvm
iheartchocolate1 0
he was probably joking. you realize that, right?
stephy228 0
ROTFLMAO....It's purrrfect
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
AWEEESOME ! HELLOKITTY
purplesucker 0
So what? If my boyfriend said that, I'd brag about it. I am an immense Hello Kitty freak. Seriously, I have a shrine to her at my house.
iheartchocolate1 0
and even if he wasn't joking, you should accept him. otherwise just break up. my boyfriend pretends to be a telletubby. and so what? I don't give a crap, I find it adorable. he jokes when he does that, though. I see your point if he wasn't joking, but it really sounds like he was.
ninjasaurous 0
Is there something wrong? I'm having a Pokemon wedding.
Mewzakuro240 0
Win.