Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
How would that work?
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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iliketocomment17 7
then give him one
RedPillSucks 33
Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?
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Comments (237)
starberries 0
I doubt this came out of the blue. Surely you had some idea he likes this sort of thing?
fmlphobia 0
that would be amazing, i'd be so happy if my boyfriend wanted a hello kitty wedding (:
dudeitsdanny 10
When I admit the stats are a mere example, you can't call them out as false evidence. I'm going based off what I've seen as well, and your studies mean nothing if I can't see them. i dont see gay men wearing bondage wear, but I have seen some who like Hello Kitty. I'm not saying OP's boyfriend is gay, not seriously. I'm saying it's a logical, not fair, logical, assumption. I get gay comments all the time, but I don't get mad because I know having Wicked in my iPod gives logical room for assumptions.
emo_devon 11
now that wedding would be awesome. I like hello kitty stuff myself, and would like that for my birthday present :]
iheartglasses 0
Surely he was joking?
misstessaelice 5
lucky!!!!!!!
adidas125 0
I'm gay. & I'm sayin the dude is a flammer. Its an opinion, not a fact. End of story.
dudeitsdanny 10
I live in LA and one of my gay bestfriends cross-dresses. You can see from there, though one of them bodybuilds and could rip my arms off if he wasn't 5'1".. But my girlfriend agrees on the gayboy for Wicked part. Glee, too, before she started to like it.
adidas125 0
What does what mean? Flammer? Google it, fool. What the hell you think google is for?!
aback 5
And he wants to be the bride, too. Am I right?