Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
How would that work?
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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iliketocomment17 7
then give him one
RedPillSucks 33
Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?
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Comments (237)
chobitschibi1369 0
Also, generally straight men who like things like that are either thinking in a perverted since towards it or may be bi-curious. Though it is entirely possible he is a little feminine. No crime there.
evig_fml 16
37 you sir have earned my respect pointing out the obvious stupidity of select individuals in this fml post
BeastNerd 3
Kay, aren't you a woman, even if you're Satanic? Maybe we can call you "Satania", or "Sataniqua" if you prefer.
PiperWoods 0
well that's cute
anniekins 6
LMFAO. hahah that's hilarious
SHoward_fml 0
lucky.
Gemzy87 0
I want a Hello Kitty Wedding too! =P
misstessaelice 5
lucky!!!!!!!
Hannerzzz 0
Hey, at least he wants a wedding...
xxaybaybayxx 0
I'd love him for that(:
Hopersz 0
Lol AWKWARD...LOL
dudeitsdanny 10
Not all gay men like Hello Kitty, but more gay men than straight men do. You need to learn some logic. Not all of a group has to like something, but if it's more likely for an effeminate gay man than an effeminate straight man to exist, and like Hello Kitty, it's a fair assumption. He never said all gay men like girl things, he said this particular one liking this particular thing seemed gay. Don't take it up the ass, it's not a homophobic assumption.