Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
How would that work?
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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iliketocomment17 7
then give him one
RedPillSucks 33
Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?
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Comments (237)
Baybee08 0
Hk is the shxt !
RKD 23
Op, if it is that embarassing to you, just tell everyone you wanted a HK wedding-it's prob not that big a deal to most people, they probably won't think anything about it!
trajakdan 0
i wish my bf would want a hello kitty wedding =D
HOHOHOhamster 0
is he asian? ;)
Helen_Muse 0
yeah yhat's pretty ****** up
CarolionCHAOS 0
What I don't get is why people even comment on these. I feel like these are things people read to have a good laugh, and it's almost like people these days have to disect everything everyone says. I don't think people put things up here to say "Help me, what do I do".
Person1233 13
People enjoy discussion. It attracts more people to the website.
farmersedge 0
dump him t
staciieee_x3 0
Oh Victorians...! Haha jk =p
cc_the_beast 6
Ahhhh Mexicans...
cc_the_beast 6
Hey, in New South Wales we call Victorians Mexicans...cuz they're south of the border! Can't believe I got moderated!
sexybearr132 0
uhmmm is he gay?
dudeitsdanny 10
Is it not true that more gay men openly like feminine things than straight men? I'm putting an emphasis on openly this time. It is true, and saying otherwise is serious denial. Do all gay men like feminine things? Hell no. Do no straight men like feminine things? I'm an example that, again, hell no! But you can't deny that more gay men than straight men like feminine things, openly. So if 89 gay men openly like Hello Kitty, and 11 straight men openly do.. It's more likely that if you randomly select one of these 100 men, you'll select a gay man. Obviously, the numbers are made up and used as an example.