Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Sorry Mr Whiskers
Today, to tease my cat for his naughty behavior and tendency to fart upon getting onto my lap, I tried to return the favor by farting on him while he was cleaning himself. It wasn't a fart. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Please tell me you weren’t doing the sexy bathing together thing when this happened! At least he has a data point for science! Turds don’t echo in the bathtub, but they do resonate on FML. Surely, someone will soon comment that the situation is of a very specific kind.
Donut_Wizard 23
Well it wasn’t a bathtub either.
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Donut_Wizard 23
Well it wasn’t a bathtub either.
RichardPencil 32
Please tell me you weren’t doing the sexy bathing together thing when this happened! At least he has a data point for science! Turds don’t echo in the bathtub, but they do resonate on FML. Surely, someone will soon comment that the situation is of a very specific kind.
pugs 12
What was it, a baby?
Clive Wakeham_938077894 4
what a shitty conclusion.
RichardPencil 32
You’re supposed to say “situation,” rookie.
Rabite 28
Shituation
wanted_2_want 40
C'mon tell us !! The suspense is killing us!
Chazzster 32
All I can say is OMG! I assume he had to clean it up and disinfect the tub himself. At some point in your life you learn not to have too much confidence in a fart and be more careful.
Dave_Davington 34
Were you in the tub with him at the time?
Zekfen 17
Y’all should have lit it on fire. You know, just to experiment and see what would happen....
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
So what was this shit you speak of?
AutumnMarie3639 18
sounds like you had a... shit-uation.