Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Brain fart
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
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Doortje 30
And you just stood there and said nothing?
nomorekids5 0
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.
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Comments (172)
lolnatalyloves 9
been there done that, waste of time dump the guy before he dumps u for that bitch....it will hurt less.
hotmexican 0
get rid of him then
sweet_princess 0
leave his ass
drifterz 0
sounds like you are a friend with benefits.
JenL_fml 7
Make him pay. Take away sex, and don't make him anymore sammiches. >.>
giang6710 0
u have problems... n after that u still his girlfriend ?
Flutist 3
She would have to be in denial for "just a friend" not to tell her she isn't.
jkemp1984 10
I hope you dumped his sorry ass. otherwise ydi
chosha_fml 27
You've had fair warning of how he values your relationship. If you stay, YDI.
macallan8 0
you should take his phone, call his ex and explain you are not "just" his friend, you happen to be his girlfriend
piercedpeace 0
for god sakes, break up with him! why do so many girls LET their boyfriends treat them like shit? Jesus.