Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Brain fart
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
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Doortje 30
And you just stood there and said nothing?
nomorekids5 0
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.
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Comments (172)
Nafan01 0
better to swap phone numbers than swap virginity's
BWill9014 4
Idk if you did this or not but... you should of said something the moment you heard that... and he shouldn't be exchanging numbers with his ex so yeah that's just not right
Wiggy_78 0
And you didn't say anything?!?! Dump his ass.
perdix 31
Friend?!?! The more appropriate term is "**** buddy."
muchagente 5
you know what? YOU are the ex.
reddwarf_fml 0
don't think he sees u as his girlfriend try again
curiousflame 3
similar thing has happened to me.. tell him to basically f@$& off an move on with your life. what a asshole.
Vagrarian 2
And then you say, "No, we're not even friends now." And walk away and don't speak to him ever again.
mante_fml 0
dump him
grog_fml 3
I call bs... he swapped numbers with his ex? how did they date before if they didn't have each others numbers?