meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
idekwtfigo
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
xswitch74
United Kingdom
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
clo_bo
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
my bad
United States
Brain fart
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
queenofthegypsys
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
And you just stood there and said nothing?
nomorekids5 0
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.
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Comments (172)
shanbang 0
dump his ass!
musicfreak9821 6
first, throw a squirell at him, then dump him! that's it, problem solved...
loski87 4
squirrels scare me...
tophatprincess 0
OMG, punch him. Punch him hard in the throat.
sanchezjesus368 7
like FALCON PUNCH
roogee82 0
...like gucci mane!
smileeee_fml 0
nothing really...
bellaec825 4
hope u dumped his ass
abceasyas123abc 12
How long have you two been dating? Either way, that's still a pretty douche-y move.. Surely you can do better?
mouxouxou 11
Ouch...If you were patient and didn't kick him in the balls, you are a saint to me.
barlessprison 16
YDI because i don't see another FML that says 'Today my girlfriend kicked me in my danger zone for referring to her as just a friend to my ex. FML'.
omarecer 3
well are you gonna dump him or waiting for his excuse?
tophatprincess 0
42 made my weekend. Bravo.
cassieshelnuttxd 0
thats really sad....