meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
idekwtfigo
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
xswitch74
United Kingdom
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
clo_bo
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
my bad
United States
Brain fart
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
queenofthegypsys
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
And you just stood there and said nothing?
nomorekids5 0
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.
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Comments (172)
kaitlinthecutie 0
Just break up with him that's what I would do
natetheman14 0
omg that's funny as hell
ashbashbraun31 0
if the girl was his ex..wouldn't he already have her number?? just sayingg
emilynne812 0
dump his ass, what a jerk
pavigorito 0
I sure as hell wouldn't be wasting my time complaining on FML. I'd be doing something about it
dansco 25
So it should start with... My ex-boyfriend did whatever :( What a cnut! Dump him, right after kicking him in his balls hard!!!
chucksonmifeet 0
ewww I hope you dumped his ass
jmo03 0
fake a call and tell him ur ex wants a quicky and ull b bk asap
Cali_made_420 0
Ooh someones gettin their ass beat tonight!
iStEvO 0
YAY!!! I got the 1000th "you deserved it" = ]