Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Brain fart
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
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Doortje 30
And you just stood there and said nothing?
nomorekids5 0
I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.
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Comments (172)
smellynelly 0
cut his balls off!!
lola_nicole 2
same happened to me. Except i was "little sister". Now he is miserable with who he has now.
anonyn_fml 0
dump him, dont even think twice.
heyimjennyFML 5
why didn't you say anything?? dump him or next time you two are out refer to him as "just a friend" to another boy and get him number
saturnsonic 3
Time to Dump Someone!!
Curlygurl29 0
That's happened to me before. Needless to say we didn't again speak thereafter. If his name is Jason...RUN FOR THE HILLS!
terrortwinz 0
that does suck, u sound way to good for him and if he does that to u, it prolly not gonna be the last
briidontgive_ 0
Most commenters got this covered, but you better have stood up for yourself and made him look like a fool. If you didn't , your just as stupid as him and ydi.
lilnayray199 0
Yu shouldnt deal with that..
Uncool_LikeYou 0
if you can take the time to spell out every other word, why can't you spell out "obviously"?