Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12-page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I frantically finished a paper that I needed to complete before midnight about the competencies of my pharmacy school. When it came time to submit, I accidentally selected the file below my paper, which was my personal log of beer reviews and personal favorites. FML
Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because: "That class is stupid." FML
Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML
Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML
Today, I had to write a huge lab for my physics class. It's worth my entire quarter grade and I use a program on a CD for graphing. My mom thought it was a computer game and hid the CD. She can't find it. The lab's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
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Top comments
stryder9090 28
Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space
zeepotato 7
I mean, radishes are pretty interesting
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zeepotato 7
I mean, radishes are pretty interesting
KittyLahv 27
Yeah, they are pretty rad...ish.
stryder9090 28
Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space
Lalala579121 28
And score style points, the more alliteration the better.
LyricaSilvan 30
Maybe you could look up some tips on how to lengthen essays. It's worth a shot.
halcyon93 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If it's not going to affect you that much in the long run, don't do it and take them down with you. Either that, or try explaining the situation to your teacher?
deathstroke990 22
yes, just fail a huge lab assignment because its boring mhm great plan
freya1998 23
Inform your teacher. Seriously, you don't want a reputation like this, people will use you.
kindasortayeah 25
Speak with your professor about this. That's ridiculous for you to do all the work.
MandyO 15
This is exactly why I hate group assignments.
Tripartita 45
FYL. It's going to be extremely difficult to keep a radish paper down to 12 pages.
TheCookieComet 23
I feel like you have a great Pun on every single fml recently
SilentSin 23
Makes it worse if you hate radishes
mads_nicole 19
Now normally I wouldn't suggest snitching to someone but rat those assholes out to your professor