Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Sexy moves
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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cmfh88 0
pubes? gross...
SuperWasian 0
Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.
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Comments (398)
quadder 0
did he forget to put the choke on?
haleyburchett 0
thats what you get for not shaving you sicko
ShelbyyCakess 0
hahahahahahaha
Dennisse_47 17
Engine noises? Sounds like he's trying turn on a car, not a girl. You should grab his dick and pretend like your driving a stick shift
SirWrangler 5
is there something wrong with that... :) lol
rockonmyfriend 0
hahahahaha. I would laugh if that happened. SHIFT FASTER. you obviously have never handled a stick before geez.
dabom392 4
y didnt u shave ur pubes?
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe her boyfriend likes em hairy.
caaklove 0
yea believe it or not, most of my guy friends, including my fiancé, find shaven women to remind them of little girls and therefore they prefer the pubes. although letting it get too long is very unattractive. it's a plus though when men like pubes because for those who haven't experienced it before, shaving sucks. it itches and hurts when it starts to grow back. and I hear waxing hurts pretty bad too...
XxXkAtiie97XxX 0
eww u need too go shave !!
metalchick226 10
Ydi shave next time!!!
tucansam555 3
shave bitch
TheWorldGreatest 8
shave yourself, you stupid , nasty ass .
kaitlyn3xo 0
ew shave