dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
megaladon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sexy moves
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Sugao
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Prinpette
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
halloweed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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cmfh88 0
pubes? gross...
SuperWasian 0
Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.
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saltycookies 5
be nice people she's European
Death_From_Above 0
Yup.. You put it in perfect terms.
roe010992 10
What's wrong with you? Even my boyfriend shaves. You're giving us British girls a bad name.
maluvsya 0
It's only Germans that "don't shave" not all off us!! And anyway why shave it all off a lil strip don't hurt better then looking like a 8yr old girl!!! If she wants to ve hair let her it's het choice!!
cul8r 4
Only Germans don't shave? Are you crazy? What does the nationality have to do with anything?
RUSH777 0
Are you f*cking kidding me? I'm from Germany. And as far as I'm concerned, that has NEVER been a German stereotype.
T3P33_fml 0
german that don't shave? wait wuuuut? I know the joke "portuguese people are hairy" joke but nothing on germans for that O.o
eltunas 5
Yeah! A better stereotype would be they have hitler mustache-shaped pubes
t52280 2
Hahahaha hahahaha
lmaoatall 6
should have peed on him right then and there and said, oh I think the windsheild washer fluid level is low, if you had just kept proper maintenance on the car, this would have never happened!!!
heathersmorin 0
lmao!!
natybear5 2
lmaooooo agreed
defQ 0
Hopefully he wore a condom. Sometimes when the racetrack gets "hairy", the cars start to burn some serious rubber!
Oniat 2
Ahahaha your man has a sense of humor, chill out. If my bf did that to me I'd crack up.
agummere796 0
that's not a FML, it's a TMI!!
kgbriggs 0
amen!!
PhilMcHawk 7
Ew gross! What are you, some kind of sick werewolf freak?!
theaws0m3guy 4
Smosh win ^^ :)
PaulTalley 0
maybe you shouldve shaved your pubes... pubes on girls is grody.
DontBeACreeper 0
grody bitches. smh.
agirlnamedlogan 5
YDI, shave or trim