Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
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Top comments
Melly_fml 0
get a real man
csigabajnok 0
A day-old bristle is a mean bristle y'know!
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csigabajnok 0
A day-old bristle is a mean bristle y'know!
krystal753 0
who's your boyfriend..... Ron Weasley
Melly_fml 0
get a real man
skine 0
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Jamming thousands of tiny sharp needles into a man's face generally is painful. Rubbing thousands of tiny sharp needles against a man's legs generally is painful, and especially over an extended period of time.
Sweej 1
Needles? It's hair... Touch the top of your head and see if it hurts. ... Dumbass
Rowdey 10
Oh really? I was unaware. Thank you for letting me know.
CAITx4OH1xCORE 0
yeah. pricklies are terrible. D:
will90 5
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Get nair or smooth away. My god acslayter thats ******* disgusting.
Ginjar420 0
Hey im allergic to nare :( But yeah I hate the prickles to, but that's life. You guys don't know how hard it would be to keep it smooth all the time, we'd never come out of the bathrooms lol
chippa 24
Wax, then! Good luck with the pain, though.
ShutUpAndStare 7
Meh you get used to it
poison29 0
no its not will90. hair grows there for a reason. why don't men shave if its so unappealing?
RachaelQ 0
I'm confused.. was the OP's boyfriend complaining about the hair stubble on her legs or her ******?!
breadfuck 0
I lot of men shave. I do, most of my best mates do, we got together one time, all the guys and their girlfriends. Ended up being a revelation of naughtiness. and our girlfriends all love the clean shaven as we do with them.
x_Miyumi_x 0
aww that sucks. Reply to your bf: At least your getting some, idiot. :D
amandax6 0
hahaha i literally laughed out loud.
Ginjar420 0
LOL that's awesome. Guys are whimps if they can't deal with a little hair, you know as long as you dont ask them to go down on you. Than there's the whole hair in teeth and you know we all hate that.
cobraclutch 0
Hahaha this ones the best. Funny kid.