Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
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DocBastard 40
1) He's your ex 2) He has an STD 3) He could have given it to you while you were together It seems pretty damned easy to explain unless I'm missing a step... 4) You're still sleeping with him
norge83 8
Should have listened to Coach Karr...
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imjaninja 0
Wait? How long ago were you with ur ex? Either you've been proposed to very quickly or you've been fooling around with ur ex, cus although chlamydia isnt always noticeable, girls are much more likely to notice symptoms than men, so whats ur excuse?
candylandy 1
Wouldn't you notice you had chlamydia before your bf proposed, unless you're the kind of couple that proposes after being together for a week.
1blinktink 4
I don't get why people are saying you deserve it. It isn't your fault that your ex might have given you chlamydia when you were still together.
McNerdyNerd 8
I don't understand. If you have been dating someone else long enough to be proposed to, couldn't your ex have gotten it long after you two did stuff? Unless you cheated. Then of course, you deserve it.
Sugah_Shane1 2
How long ago did you stop sleeping together?
josiemorehouse 12
To all the 'YDI' people saying 'OP cheated', you people are ignorant. A LOT of carriers of STDs, primarily women, don't even KNOW they are harboring an infection. Some don't show signs for months or years, some NEVER show signs. It could've been that OP's ex just now decided to tell her, he may have known for a while, may have shown symptoms, and just decided to tell OP now since she got engaged. No, you can't judge based on the small info provided in the FML. Sorry OP, but I'd get tested first, then if you're positive, drill into the ex to find out more info as to when he may have noticed symptoms. Also, let your fiance know NOW if you are positive. If you're negative, tell the ex to go f*** himself, then tell every one of your girl friends to steer clear of the ex, and let them tell their friends to be careful around him. Then, I'd tell your fiancé that you had a scare, and that you require him to be honest with you and ask he get tested for any possible STDs. Both come into the relationship/marriage with a clean bill, and build your life together. Good luck OP, hope everything works out for you.
maronofhearts 19
Or you could skip all that crap and get tested regularly or inbetween relationships or if you know the guy is shady
luhar 7
Just take anti-biotics prescribed by the doctor.
Jacobbb 3
Atleast he told you!
mspeacock 6
YDI for not getting checked between partners. People who are too irresponsible to get checked shouldn't be having sex.
kiraleann 16
A lot of people on this post need to go back to sex ed and learn something about STIs. This doesn't mean that she's cheating on her new fiance at all. People can be infected with these things and not even know it because they have no symptoms, and it can go on for months or years before they ever find out. Her ex is being responsible by letting every woman he slept with know that he was diagnosed so that they can go get themselves checked out as well. That doesn't even necessarily mean that he already had it when OP was still with him.