Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was excited to celebrate our second anniversary, I paid for my girlfriend's three hour trip down and dinner, only for her to come over, break up with me, and then leave. Her Instagram story later read, "Don't let anything spoil your mood." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
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Top comments
Fruhling 16
Sorry to hear that OP. But if she broke up with you like that that then she wasn't a keeper. She doesn't deserve you. What you wanted to make her as a gift was really sweet.
Doortje 30
What's with the ñs, perdix? Are you 0.04% Spanish?
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dragonmaster43 0
first
Zmeilerr 22
No one gives a **** if your first.
Zmeilerr 22
No one gives a **** if you're first.
IronZombie 0
haha it's probably for the best. ur idea was lame anyway
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
did it involve lemon pledge?
mamamiaaa_fml 12
at least you didn't have to finish. it.
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She psychically kñew that the project you were working on was super-gay, and she decided she needed to go find a heterosexual boyfriend.
Doortje 30
What's with the ñs, perdix? Are you 0.04% Spanish?
perdix 31
Yes! I've been taking Zumba classes and I am feeling very Spanish-y!
damian777 0
Zumba's awesome...at least thats what my girlfriend says
DanielleTheOne 3
Not one of your finer commenting moments perdix. & yes zumba is pretty great :D
USAF_girl 3
i agree.....lol soooo gay! time to switch teams ****. lol
jroxursox1 10
Ass
margxoxo 0
should have just got her some jewelry! :(
margxoxo 0
cos you know, maybe she heard about that and thought it was lame...? but I think you're sweet to spend time on that! :)
Fruhling 16
Sorry to hear that OP. But if she broke up with you like that that then she wasn't a keeper. She doesn't deserve you. What you wanted to make her as a gift was really sweet.
mintcar 10
Aw, I'm so sorry OP. Break-ups are very hard to deal with. I'm sure she had her reasons though.
lonerftl 3
ahahahaha that's funny.... but poor you.
AsnNightmare 0
Why do girls always bitch around when a guy breaks up with them by phone, when they are the ones that do it more often?
DjeePee 25
Statistics, bro, I want statistics as proof that you aren't generalising.
T1A2Z3 35
Anyone should be allowed to bitch about that. Unless there's a reason like long distance it isn't called for.
IneffableLullaby 13
Aww, sorry to hear that, OP. But at least now you can find a woman worthy and deserving of your love! =D
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you didn't do the happily ever after part :)