Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
1) He's your ex 2) He has an STD 3) He could have given it to you while you were together It seems pretty damned easy to explain unless I'm missing a step... 4) You're still sleeping with him
norge83 8
Should have listened to Coach Karr...
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Comments (245)
FMLLAWKING 4
Come on sweetheart, the condom thing never fails.
ilovenoahvanway 2
Marriage is off....
unknown_user5566 27
Men show symptoms, though. I doubt her ex dealt with the symptoms for months or years before telling OP.
1crabbygirl 10
Get tested immediately. I don't necessarily trust the ex, and you need to find out if you actually contracted it. Plus if you are having unprotected sex with everyone, you need to let your fiancé know it wasn't just sans condom with him
jordannflakee 0
its called abstinence.
redhedsaysrawr 18
What is this "Abstinence" you speak of?
fwongraven 10
Would it not be sensible for people to get tested for every new partner? It shows basic care and respect, and it's really not that inconvenient to do.
EdenLis 14
I'm guessing you're worrying because you used to sleep with him while you two were dating. Not because you're cheating on your fiancé with him. So FYL.
ChristineAnn58 8
Uhm why should that matter to you? You had sex with him recently?? YDI
tymarie2012 31
Chlamydia doesn't always show symptoms with females. So she could have easily gotten it from when they were together
MrsVicious 8
You dirty *****.
hermitknut 22
Depends. He could have got the symptons just after they broke up, but not worked up the nerve to tell her until now; at which point, OP and her fiance could have been together for a while.