Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
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DocBastard 40
1) He's your ex 2) He has an STD 3) He could have given it to you while you were together It seems pretty damned easy to explain unless I'm missing a step... 4) You're still sleeping with him
norge83 8
Should have listened to Coach Karr...
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Comments (245)
skristen69 0
If u weren't ******* ur ex then u wouldn't have to explain anything.
graphicstyle7 17
So... is this a very fast engagement & wedding (please don't marry someone you have only been serious with for a few months) or have you been cheating on him with your ex? Either way, something does not add up.
KMFiredancer 0
I'm pretty sure chlamydia is treatable if I remember correctly. And chlamydia can go literally years undetected so it may not ave been cheating or an overlap. I'm not sure why people jump to the conclusion that they're sleeping together still. She could have dated this guy a year ago. Maybe two. Maybe his doctor discovered its been there for a while? Who knows. But it's never a fun conversation to tell someone you have an STI.
kitsune3 20
You're clearly missing the point. She probably meant she's worried because maybe he got it from her before they broke up.
Noraa24 1
i smell a rat.
sassyssg 1
Go get checked first, then if you have it tell him, if you don't then make fun of your ex.
thisismeFMLing 0
This FML made my day. It'd make my day even better if the fiancé posts his FML in the future. "Today, the girl I'm marrying decided to wait til after we had sex that she wasn't a virgin, and her ex gave her an STI. FML."
zander4310 5
called an ex for a reason HAHAH
dylan_byd20 2
OP, it could be alot worse. chlamydia is like the cadilac of STD's. at least it aint herpes where that shit pops up for life. were you sleeping with him while you were with your fiance?
saint_sinner_JA 0
well think of this as your "first hump" to get over... and be happy it is cureable.
mercymedical 6
This would be even better if OP gave the ex the clap. :) No one thought of that.