Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
lacucarcha
Telford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
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ciarafox9 9
Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
ariannaimelda 7
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!
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bvgreenday 7
What kind of guy just walks off and leaves you there while you are passed out on the floor? Seriously if he really loved you he would of see that you were ok and waked up. This would also insure you time to explain what happened. I do believe it may be time to find a new guy...
bvgreenday 7
What kind of guy just walks off and leaves you there while you are passed out on the floor? Seriously if he really loved you he would have made sure that you were ok and waked up. This would also insure you time to explain what happened. I do believe it may be time to find a new guy...
needsagf14 12
Just go see him. Don't worry about it
asianbeezy_ 5
Did he propose along with his brother in a synchronized matter?
asianbeezy_ 5
Did he proposed along with his brother in a synchronize matter; if so, he posted an fml too.
Almandine 7
Either physically go over or call his best friend and tell him to call.
captaincarrot 4
damned women can't keep decent circulation to the brain.
atills 0
So he's not your boyfriend?....
elenarox 1
15, Best. Name. Ever
TehAngryLoli 4
So...you faint and instead of checking if you were okay and helping you out he leaves you, doesn't return your calls, and acts like an asshat? ...not a keeper. In the future you could be dying from blood loss in your living room, red spilling all over the carpet, and he'll take that as 'your just having a bad day'... then he'll probably grab a beer and sit on the couch beside your dying body, watching TV. Think that is overdramatic of ME? He's the one assuming his girlfriend doesn't want to marry him because she PASSED OUT! If your significant others eyes roll back and their head hits the ground, that OBVIOUSLY means she hates you and never wants to marry you! ...yay sarcasm.