Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
lacucarcha
Telford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
ciarafox9 9
Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
ariannaimelda 7
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!
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Comments (79)
danielanoel 0
He sounds like a complete dumbass. But, if marrying dumbasses is your thing. Then, by all means.
danyel2092 2
... So your next step was to post on FML ... Yeah ok..
beckl 5
Omg. Go get him back gurl
reebokah27 5
Awe I hope it works out
depocadoll 15
No... I bet this was an over the phone proposal. I don't see how fainting in person can be taken as a no. What did he just leave her there, and run home to ignore her calls? I bet she passed out on the phone so he took the empty silence as a no. Betcha
fantasyworld 39
Was the proposal over the phone? That is the only thing that makes sense to me.
bassfisher100 23
um. did he just leave you there when you fainted....???
Samantha Glennie 25
Maybe he saw your call and fainted from excitement
randybryant799 21
So you passed out and he what...just left you there on the floor? Why would you marry someone who would do that?