Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
lacucarcha
Telford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
ciarafox9 9
Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
ariannaimelda 7
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!
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Comments (79)
sbharani96 4
Does*
wolf7_fml 0
We're u gonna say no? Maybe he knows u that well
GentleGreenOhio 5
AHHH! Go to his house!!!!
ty1992_farmlife 12
If he won't answer your calls then go to his house and see him, before he says its over
Yarrachel 16
He's stupid for ignoring you. Even if the fainting had actually meant no, what if you were calling to change your mind?
Ariana2_fml 2
Go to his place if he won't answer the phone
ewputthataway 0
Was his brother there? Related fmls...0-0
YooEfO 4
So when you passed out he walked away? Hold up, how do you pass out from that anyway I know you were exited but damn!!
Gemmy_44 7
I'm surprised you're from Canada. I would've said the South. I thought only Southerners got all worked up and fainted over things. J/k. But seriously, he didn't try to wake you up and get confirmation on the answer? Dick. Send him a text with a big "NO." And "thanks for waiting for my answer ASSHOLE. It might've been different if you'd hung around for a ******* second for me to get myself together."
blair_x 12
^this.
KiddNYC1O 22
Excellent "how did he propose" story.