Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
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RadiationNeon 5
Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.
patebishop 7
That sucks. I wonder what band it was
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patebishop 7
That sucks. I wonder what band it was
rovers_9 0
Guns n roses?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
I bet it was Butthole Surfers. (Yes, that's a real band)
cyanidesandwich 21
The Wack Eyed Peas maybe?
Axipiter 24
I ******* love your profile photo dude.
kirasant 19
I just made an account just so I could also ask what band it is. They deserve to lose fans for this behavior.
FluffyBeard 0
Why the he'll didn't you say yes?!!
noelykins1 19
To be honest it safety suit....
Meowingtons500 18
Perhaps Blood on the Dancefloor?
Meowingtons500 18
Except for OP is from Pennsylvania.
SimoneDymond 3
Would that shit really get people thru hard times???????
xplainphrox 8
If u say yes n get pregnant u might get child support from them rofl And you'd have THE BEST groupie gift ever... Until it started talking anyways....... Rofl Btw - I'm kidding!!!
Driveshaft 5
Man, Coldplay can be mean!
yayayaa 0
One direction, perhaps ?
gantzlord 5
Was it these guys? -> ?I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in...? (I forget who sings it)
Mustang128 0
Third eye blind
WildeThing 8
I'm dying to know which band it is T_T
kshafer08 7
Wasnt feeling the bieber fever eh?
KiddNYC1O 22
Is Mark Ballas also a lead singer? That pervert...
soupisyummy 13
0.o
farkas420 0
And a good one I might add
Calyx_fml 22
It was David Hasselhoff.
dayummalyssa 0
Hahahah YES
stinkFist232 3
Yeah, because bands neeeeeeeeeever have sex with their fans. Ever. o.o
AceArctic 4
It was Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
liverbum 0
Was it Asking Alexandria..? Sexual bitches hahaha
cas220leigh 0
Third eye blind
elliewantscake 8
Probably One Direction...
kaengelangeleyes 9
You think it was Coldplay? I wondered that too.. Coldplay got me through so much. I love them.
Geekyandproud 19
I met black veil brides...
matthews_van 10
Third blind eye sings that
cocainewhore 30
Steel Panther probably
eastsidesoldier 7
Yay I'm 2nd
esines 9
Yay I'm 3rd
eeppiicc 8
Yay your comment is provably going to be removed.
wannaplay 1
The band wanted Groupies. Is that how you spell it
eastsidesoldier 7
That ain't nice...u know how much I wanted to show up on da first page without gettin reported...
eeppiicc 8
Is was a garage band and the lead singer was her brother.
moneybagz131 6
WincestO_o
notsorandomguy 18
I'd say it was the Lonely Island. If you know what I mean.
monicadempsy 5
Does it mean that it was Lonely Island?
notsorandomguy 18
No. It means that it was an overcrowded island of people who didn't get to have sex.
foreveraloneXC 10
22-only in Arkansas
AdamBasebal69 0
Nickelback!!!!
HollyDolly660 8
Excuse me sir, don't be an asshole. Nickleback is the anthem of our generation!!! No, I'm just kidding, they're douches.
sm0kinBCBudz 0
Nickel back is my Hero just saying. But chad is a druggy and an asshole. I've met him personally he's my dads best friends cousin. They live in vancouver where most my family is. Don't bother meeting him my as well go meet a brick wall. It's nicer
stevenJB 25
I've have met the lead singer for korn...me And some of my friends have known him to be an asshole when we met him.
xDMACx12 7
249- why are Canadian women so freakin beautiful?(or at least all of the ones on here...yes I did creep XD)
oops6663 26
Jonathon Davis is actually quite nice, though.
RadiationNeon 5
Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.
Drigr 9
He appreciated her alright, he appreciated her so much he wanted to screw her brains out. Unfortunately, bands seem to get this mentality that they can sleep with any of their fans, probably cause they have that crowd of girls that follows them around like little stalkers going "OMFG WE LOVE YOU!!!!! **** ME PLEASE!!!!!!" As much as I don't think rejecting the singer is a good reason to get kicked out, I hope you told him to go **** himself and walked out anyways for being a pompous ********
wannaplay 1
4- You stole my changed joke, which was removed. Find your own jokes
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I love how no ones commenting because #20 pretty much just said it all ;)
Marcella1016 32
I'm wondering how common this is. Not the sleeping with every ****** you meet, but the blatant disrespect aspect of it. Anyone watch Jersey Shore? The boys - mainly the Situation and Pauly D - have walked women out of their house on *multiple* occasions when it became clear they weren't giving up the goods. Fame (or douchebag-dom) seems to give guys this weird god-like mentality that everything needs to sleep with them. And guys like this are rude as hell if you don't automatically hop on their cocks. Disgusting.
downtime 13
...And this surprises you 244? I suppose they could just pretend to be interested in what the person is saying for an extra 10 minutes, but what difference does it make? They know what they want, and if they can't get it they move on. I have no respect for anyone from Jersey Shore, but I really see nothing wrong with going after what you want. It's their home, not a petting zoo. If they were escorting people from a public event for that reason you'd have a case, not in their private lives though where what they do is none of your business.
chris36taylor 2
It was walk off the earth; they played the night before
p3mguin 7
If your going be a groupie, your going to have to make sacrifices!
shinshoku13 19
Your joking right?
sweetdreams20 0
No he's serious .bazinga.
eatdemcupcakes 4
This guy ^
Capt_Awesome137 0
Win^ When to use "your" and "you're" isn't that hard to understand
Doxy 22
Before joining the FML community and have the ability to comment, FML should ask people: do you know the difference between their/they're/there and your/you're and have a grammar test. It's really for their protection. Because come on you know this site, you know what happens when you dare to misspell a word.
tygerarmy 35
Yeah, but but the OP doesn't have to bang the singer. They could save a drum and bang a drummer, the OP could hook up with the bassist because they finger better. But the OP should stay away from the guitarist because I heard he broke a G string fingering A minor.
lilthunda00 4
You're not supposed to start a sentence with the word 'because'.
Doxy 22
I wasn't aware of that grammar point, so thanks you two for correcting me :). You learn something new everyday with FML it would seem.
ShyAnn29 15
And here I thought this site was for fun, not a grammar test, but hey, what do I know.
Jaxx66 21
164, your comment is pure win. :) thank you.
kkjkidonthate 4
Well you should of done it. They helped you, you help him.
kkjkidonthate 4
*sarcasm
datgamerchick 14
Should have*
Da_Bauss435 8
What about revenge sex?
gh0sthunter 6
Nothing like thank you sex.
monique8axel 6
Lol agreed
Da_Bauss435 8
What about revenge sex?
crazyrunnergirl 7
I didn't like this just because I didn't want to ruin the 111 likes
KMtheDrummer 6
I disliked it to get it back to 111 likes
blackheart24 10
I don't know what's better, birthday sex, make up sex, or thank you sex.... Make up sex. Definitely. It's much more intense.
briienna14 0
And I just disliked it to get 145
FallenWolf 2
FOURTH!! But that sucks.:( FYL indeed.
daner10 5
Ya, no.
laden_swallow09 35
Double-fail?
cjwalsh86 0
You're freaking retarded if you think being fourth to comment is even worth mentioning. This bugged me so bad I had to log in to tell you you suck. So, you suck.
missalkali 8
didn't your math teacher teach you to check your answers?! cuz yours is wrong
zayn_malik 4
Should have gave him sex!!!! Lmfao
skittihorse 8
Zayn! You filthy animal, that sounds like something Harry would say!
taybro14 0
Is it called desperate when a girl puts her username as a guy in a band that only has one good song?
Ronnie_loves_you 11
Actually 18 good songs.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
Actually I think they'd both say that.
blaackandprouud 20
Meh actually around 3 good songs. Don't give them extra.
gothiccandy 9
I wasn't aware sex was something you could give. I figured it was more, you know, something you had (like having a cup of coffee or having a bath) Next time I'm not in the mood I'll just give my fiancé the gift of sex, rather then not doing it!
lookingforlovee 0
And let's not worry about STDs or anything like that!
DoomSkuller 28
More like 0 good songs
perdix 31
What? Were you holding out for the drummer?
THExistentialist 13
**** yeah she was! have you SEEN the internet videos of Tommy Lee and his baby arm? D:
lookingforlovee 0
OP obviously knew a drummer would spank that harder!
esines 9
If the guitarist knows how to finger pick, you should have gone for him
sxdryv 14
The Drummer knows how to keep rhythm and pound the hell out of ya while doing so! Not To mention the co-ordination!
WCARlover 35
Wow thats upsetting...I bet listening to their music is weird now
esines 9
WCARLover I love all the bands in your bio. Except RED, I've never heard of them.
WCARlover 35
You have good taste then
esines 9
So do you then
coried91 28
RED is awesome. Look them up on YouTube.
WCARlover 35
They are indeed
ElegantisDM 0
Asking Alexandria has sold out though, their attitudes are shit. :|
zombicidal 11
we came as Romans is amazing I saw them live at warped last year and RED is actually a pretty decent band
esines 9
You should look up Im William Cutting on YouTube and facebook. That's my friends band and they're pretty good, you might like them.