Crotch rot
Today, I discovered that baking soda is not the same as Gold Bond powder. FML
Today, I discovered that baking soda is not the same as Gold Bond powder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce moisture. After I finished applying it, I discovered that the Gold Bond had Menthol in it. My crotch is on fire. FML
Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Today, I wanted to bake some chocolate chip cookies. As the first load was done, I tasted a cookie and it tasted too salty. Thinking it was because of the pinch of salt, I added more sugar to the batter, only to realize that the sugar I've put into the whole batter was actually salt. FML
Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML
Today, I was grumbling about how they apparently changed the recipe of my favorite lotion and made it all weird and sticky, when I realized that, no, what they actually did was design a bottle of shower cream that looks almost exactly LIKE that of my favorite lotion. FML
Today, I was suffering from acid reflux. I was told that drinking water laced with baking soda would help. Nope, all it did was create a huge belch that made me vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Some was he putting baking soda in his stinky shoes (or somewhere more sensitive) or trying to cook with gold bond? The people deserve to know!
EBrogen 12
I say cooking with gold bond. Baking soda is used in oder removal in garments and shoes. It can even be digested directly, so I can't see any affect besides an uncomfortable feeling if dumped in underwear. We definitely need more info.
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Bogrbon 27
Some was he putting baking soda in his stinky shoes (or somewhere more sensitive) or trying to cook with gold bond? The people deserve to know!
weeping_willow 25
Baking soda in stinky shoes actually works to absorb odors. So I assume it was the more sensitive area
EBrogen 12
I say cooking with gold bond. Baking soda is used in oder removal in garments and shoes. It can even be digested directly, so I can't see any affect besides an uncomfortable feeling if dumped in underwear. We definitely need more info.