Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war." We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Top comments
s0m3guy2010 21
Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.
lizard399 0
You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..
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Comments (150)
cyanidesandwich 21
big deal. the war is ending =]
AzWolf 5
Dump his sorry ass!
iwadasn 33
Can't you read? He just dumped her.
False_Stupidity 42
#88 You sir are a major FAILURE... Did you even -read- the FML before you commented? *facepalm*
KiddNYC1O 22
No to war. Yes to troops.
whh05001 5
Stupid ******* liberal
Mokashiya 5
Thank you very much for serving our country. God bless ..
Spicer225 1
Forget about that dirtbag. Keep your head up soldier.
trolololololol92 0
You are dating a pussy if he doesnt like war.
iwadasn 33
Because clearly a man isn't "manly" enough unless he likes to kill people...
quinkadink 0
Date someone in the military . . . They understand the,military life
Jasonf6 0
You aren't missing anything by not dating that complete dumbass.
tcervee 6
I love a girl in uniform