Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
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Top comments
emmiliejanne 9
Then she doesn’t deserve you!!
alycion 39
I get being a military partner isn’t for everyone. But she should have been honest. I’d seriously get checked if you did time away. Something tells me she didn’t wait. Lived in too many military towns and saw that way too much. Thank you for your service. I hope you find someone worthy.
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Comments (14)
ahabsfan 17
Bitches be crazy!
Guy Oakley 8
Ungrateful little bitch! Thanks for your service!
Razell 13
Congratulations on dodging a bullet. Don't sleep with her again, no matter how much she says she wants you back, or how much she says she misses you, or for old times' sake.
tounces7 28
And since he's staying in the military he needs to get used to dodging bullets! So this is good practice!
emmiliejanne 9
Then she doesn’t deserve you!!
alycion 39
I get being a military partner isn’t for everyone. But she should have been honest. I’d seriously get checked if you did time away. Something tells me she didn’t wait. Lived in too many military towns and saw that way too much. Thank you for your service. I hope you find someone worthy.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
yeah you might as well be single if you are going to the military because A. it's ******* rude to put someone elses life on hold,j ust to go play soldier for an army that doesn't actually help the world. B. don't join the army. because if you love the military more than her your gonna be all alone every ******* time. she was probably testing you to see if you loge her and you failed miserably and witlessly
ned4spd3 16
Sounds like you are one of the *******.
Dale Gulley 8
That is one of the most idiotic thing I have read in a while. I am guessing you can’t serve and now lash out every chance you get at the military.
RichardPencil 32
Aw, you want him to miss out on all that running away and betraying allies? All while Trump is building the mightiest organization of retreat and surrender?
tounces7 28
Being in the military while we have a dictator running our country isn't really the best idea, that's for sure.
J15237 25
Then she clearly was the wrong person for you. Since should could not handle you wanting to do what you feel is right. At least you weren't married and you have to deal with a divorce. I am sure you will find the right woman for you in time. Thank you for your service.
AmbrosiaFan 19
YOU do what you want to. If she doesn't support it, then she isn't worth it. Sounds like she may have broken up with you no matter what.
Justin Carpenter 11
You are doing something to support everyone. You just need to remember you fight to make sure we have those rights