Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war." We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.
lizard399 0
You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..
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Comments (150)
DjPoMa 0
He's a ****** for that.
False_Stupidity 42
I find it refreshing that you didn't use the term pussy or **** to refer to OP's ex-boyfriend, even though ****** means the same thing, it's still nice.. +1
RedPillSucks 33
He's a moron. You don't have to support the war effort to support the troops. The troops didn't cause the war. Politicians did.
bubblepaarty 5
why would you start a relationship off tht ? /:
thewife5 19
58- I'm sure they dated.. Than a relationship bloomed.. Then he started dating a tree hugger and dumped her... After all it was a 2 year relationship.
thew_fml 14
his politics may have changed. he might have not known it would bother him - we often do not know what will effect us and what we can overcome. maybe he felt this way a long time and was struggling to make it work, but couldn't anymore, because it wasn't fair to either one of them to pretend
steelrain0811 0
You have potential for much better, it was most likely a cop out to the real reason. You were together 2 years and the uniform started it...he is a spineless idiot. Move on to better things.
amishfury 9
dump the moron and date someone who appreciates the sacrifices soldiers make
ACandelaria_209 1
FHL, not yours! His loss!!
cmayo 3
Man the **** up, soldier.
Alphadawg88 0
Well, I mean. That's a good reason. YDI, for following the American government blindly and not making rational decisions for yourself. The whole 'war', as you call it, was staged by one of the worst presidents in U.S. History, Bush.
Jazzgirl101 12
how does she deserve it? i'm against the war but she has a right to fight for what she believes in
mspeacock 6
So, if I don't agree with certain laws I should hate all cops, lawyers and judges? Yeah Bush was a **** up but, he wasn't the first and he's not the last. When the "war" was first illegally declared by Bush almost all America was in support of it. Now Obama has declared the war over, so how can anyone support it now that its over? A lot of people didn't agree with the Korean war. Remember how the troops were treated when they got home? I bet you'd love to spit on our troops too. I didn't agree with the war but I support every troop who is trying to protect our and others' freedom.
skylaryoungblood 2
fyl move on
alexsantosisbomb 0
u should have said i was drafted