Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war." We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Top comments
s0m3guy2010 21
Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.
lizard399 0
You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..
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Comments (150)
adamjohnson 5
Stupid hippies
foREVerOrNever 9
Maybe he found reason, the war is stupid
butters333 0
You don't need him. Besides, only an ignoramus doesn't know that we military just follow orders, support has nothing to do w it.
fmlbrofml 0
You're fighting for his freedom & he breaks up with you for it,? he deserves an arrow to the knee. But, anyway, thanks OP,(:
strawberryspacejam 11
are u by some chance a british soldier?
gesenkat 4
Are you army? No worries men come up with the weirdest things I have trouble finding someone cause I'm in the Marines.
rcbarnes 24
And serving is not necessarily a sign of national policy support.
kmwilson 0
Good for you thanks for serving in the war! You don't deserve him and can do way better!
Sarah__917 14
What a bad excuse!
crazy4books23 13
He clearly doesn't respect people in the Army.