Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war." We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Top comments
s0m3guy2010 21
Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.
lizard399 0
You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..
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Comments (150)
iloveantonino 0
well u can do better
StoryOfTheYear 15
Only way to go is up anyway.
Keyman1212 14
What about sideways? I'm all for equal directions.
bhangu023 0
Opinions change after 2 years, prob didn't know how to end it properly either.
bebohacker1 4
People actually break up with other people because of things like this...? Are you sure he wasnt just using this as an escape goat...?
docscientist 10
Escape goat? Lol. If it came out of the blue, I'd question his interest in the first place. If it's something that's become a serious issue, then some things just aren't reconcilable and your paths differ now.
z3vil 11
You meant SCAPE goat bebohacker
blobs1907 3
that was his pick up line
blackheart24 10
Maybe he embraced his inner hippie.
jessesgirl14 16
He sounds like a jerk.... But thank you for your service and I hope you find someone who appreciates you for who you are and what you stand for!
raaawwwrrZ 8
Have any of you nice people of the internet seen my goat? It seems to be missing.
hinchkongfang 0
He escaped! An escaped goat!!
lulututu 4
So it was just lust.
lulututu 4
Its not like he started datimg you because he agreed with you or your beliefs.
Epsilonyx 15
It's not even lust. That's just...retarded. "I think I'll date you because you look attractive in this specific article of clothing"? WHY WOULD YOU DATE ANYONE THAT USES THAT LOGIC
Right_Click 12
^^^^ Precisely. You, my friend, win +10 interwebz.
Potterhead1 3
Unfortunately, Epsilonyx, because of the poor grammar in your "About Me," you have lost 10 interwebz. Have a nice day!
Epsilonyx 15
Sorry, I guess my grammar spontaneously became shit. You know. Not as a joke. /sarcasm
raaawwwrrZ 8
Potterhead 10 interwebz from griffindor for you being an ass
zhaoyunus 0
Grammar Nazi.
Herboski1315 0
Liberals + Military= Bad ending
oh_your_god 15
He's an idiot. You're better off without.
brianfantana32 10
Right, thank you for your service
xSynergY 8
Lol it's his loss. How could you stick with such an idiot? You should be happy
s0m3guy2010 21
Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.
marzipanimal 15
Ha he prbly did!.(:
duckie227 22
Are you proud of yourself for commenting that?
satph 12
57- are you proud of yourself for commenting THAT? thought not...
xbella 8
he's intimidated by you, that's all (;
Smiff80 0
He's lame find another real man.
britasif27 5
He's scared you might kick his ass or kill him lol!!!
Mirorbo 27
Sounds like he got brainwashed by propaganda. Sorry, OP.
jas78cool 0
You deserve someone better....