Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war." We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Thank you for your service
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Unconditional support
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.
lizard399 0
You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..
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kdm_km1 19
He was just using that as an excuse.
theroustons 6
Wtf is wrong with him.. Don't even be sad he's just stupid
edteach 0
army uniforms are hot ...marine and navy uniforms are so much hotter!!! im pretty sure the airforce bought all the surplus postal worker uniforms that being said I'm sry your ex couldn't be honest with you and chose to feed you some bs line instead, **** him!! you can and will do better then that!
SorrowFull 8
Excuses and the assholes who make them. You probably intimidated him. He had to go back to the others weasels. Thank you for your service.
loveanthony645 5
Then why the hell did he decide that now if he KNEW you were in the service 2 YEARS AGO?
harbqll 0
That's what you get for dating a girly boy.
Heather_M_21 10
That made me cry. Aww that's horrible to hear that a guy would say that. what a JERK.
Laura1594 5
my boyfriend is in the air force and there is nothing hotter than dating a soldier, gosh, whats wrong with your boyfriend :D get someone with balls girl
pike1346 3
Still have these idiots in the world? Sad
Zerofaith 0
That's just a copout