Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war." We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.
lizard399 0
You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..
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Comments (150)
deviable 9
It's probably just an excuse he came up with. Either way he's a douchebag.
KaskStunter 4
You don't have to support war to be in the army. If you really support the war, then his reasoning seems ok. If he just interpreted that uniform equals war love, then FYL indeed.
Dr_Rambo 5
support of something like that should not have to do with a relationship. he is just a dick
lizard399 0
You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..
lexie719 4
HA! this guy is awesome
lizard399 0
Female o_O
False_Stupidity 42
Hard to tell gender with the name lizard399 and a private profile.
minisquid 9
How the **** can you not support pancakes? Those golden, soft, delectable little slices of heaven could bring peace between North and South Korea...
lizard399 0
Just saying..
alannah1988 4
Guys make up the darnest excuses...
leadman1989 16
So do chicks!!! :)
bizarre_ftw 22
Yeah but at least ours have some semblance of intelligence to them... Guys tend to have the logic of 3rd graders ^_^
E_pluribus_unum 0
That is debatable. I've seen some chicks who can be pretty retarded.
RedPillSucks 33
oo oo ooooo I love a good debate... *fills tub with jello. pops pop corn* proceed!
zyme 11
I'd like to see how cute you look in your uniform, your not stationed in FL are you?
RebekahBrooke 9
you're* and uhm, its called 'personal message'. This is not, 'comment creepy things to frighten young women'.
usmcsniper16 0
^ idiot
CrazyGirl445 4
he's serving your country . I'm pretty sure he's not creepy .or scary
E_pluribus_unum 0
Hes probably scary. Unless he's air force. They have it easy.
Daralea 21
Yessss, because we all know people in the military can't be serial stalkers and/or killers. -_-
mspeacock 6
Grammar nazi... "You're"... Always capitalize the beginning of a sentence, and don't be so damn rude! Grammar and manners are BOTH important.
white16sox 19
His profile says USAF.
Joey44 15
There's one of two things going on here. Either OP's ex is a spineless cretin who can't even do someone he was with for two years the courtesy of telling her why he's really ending the relationship; or, OP's ex really is so stupid that he didn't think about the conflict between OP's career and his beliefs for two whole years. Either way, I'd say he isn't much of a loss.
kshafer08 7
That sucks. And that's a pretty damn lame excuse given the circumstances on why he got with you to begin with.
bobslawnservice 16
Sometimes peoples beliefs shift and they become incompatible with the person they are with. Assuming it isn't a lame excuse to break up with you it's better that it happened now and not after you got married and had a kid or two. Sucks when it happens to you though. Hope you find happiness soon.
leadman1989 16
I think it's all that man fur on your face that really did the trick... at least you aren't dating a pussy any more I'd shave it for ya. ;p
bizarre_ftw 22
You were dating him for his looks and 'skills' weren't you?
Alexisthebestest 16
Sounds like OP's ex was only dating her for her looks, hence the reason they started dating in the first place.