Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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namezox 0
Ouch. GO date his bestfriends
yingwang19 0
what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!
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Comments (117)
brfan1337 22
reminds me of this one: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/334017
kisseshugsdrugs 5
maybe he "wants someone pure" because he lasts about a minute and virgins are the only ones who wont know the difference. and i mean, its kind of what you get for dating a conservative tex asshole :]
janise 2
Actually my first time was awful and I knew it the second it was over that it was awful. You don't have to be experienced to know that a guy lasting under a minute and/or you not having an ****** is bad. I agree he is most likely a lousy lover though.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
well im saying compared to those who are experienced, or have had sex before. theres nothing to compare it to, nahmeannnn.
bexox 0
I knew my first time was bad too. You'll just know. It doesn't really have to do with experience, it has to do with how it feels.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
true, you can always tell if its horrible unless youre terribly naive. sometimes you might think the sex is good, but then when you hook up with someone else you realize what good sex actually is.
B0nb0N09 12
He might THINK that it doesn't have to be the case
callargh 0
FYL, but you're better off without the cockbag.
jane99 0
So many FMLs like this.
keiran215 1
He's an ass, but hey, if he only wants virgins, you can take comfort knowing he'll never have good sex again.
ge91 0
FYL i know how you feel. my boyfriend of 7 months dumped me because i wasnt "perfect" enough for him, since i wasnt a virgin when we started going out. he wasnt one either. AND he didnt complain for 7 months. im so sorry, i hope you find someone better =)
patticake1601 0
you don't deserve this prick. Go out and find a real man who will respect you no matter what. He has done you a massive favor, you do not want to be with someone that lives in the dark ages. buhhh-byeeeee
Sparkiee93 3
Ew he's a skankho. Tell him to go die.
janise 2
Actually my first time was awful and I knew it the second it was over that it was awful. You don't have to be experienced to know that a guy lasting under a minute and/or you not having an ****** is bad. I agree he is most likely a lousy lover though.
I_am_stupid_also 6
He is no more pure than she is, but there must have been plenty of clues that he was a douche bag all along. Better six years than sixteen.