Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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namezox 0
Ouch. GO date his bestfriends
yingwang19 0
what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!
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Comments (117)
ladiesman14 0
oh and by the way i dont mind if my girls are not pure or stretched out. just as long as they dont give me herpes or an incurable std. im 2 pretty for warts on my face or neck.
COBRAMORPH 0
why pay for the cow?
jordynf10 0
yep, go date his best friend. hhaahhaha that'd be fuuuckin hilarious!
M10AM 0
aww sad :(
automalestrom 0
that sucks
muahzzbaybee 0
that was just a sorry excuse to break up with you and if he ' wants someone pure ' he wouldnt have done anything with you in the first place.
happykiddo20 0
bastard...FYL pay some rednecks to beat him up
Anteezy 7
Things just weren't the same after you swallowed and licked his ass. fyl
st0dad 0
In all honesty, I think your ex might have been Satan. Go get baptized, and then take a phone book to his face.
muffinkitty 15
don't worry, there are alot of sweet guys out there, and maybe he just wasn't one of them. *shrugs* than again there couldve been other reasons as well, and maybe he is a perfectly nice guy...?