Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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namezox 0
Ouch. GO date his bestfriends
yingwang19 0
what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!
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Comments (117)
DameGreyWulf 1
Agree with 9 and 10. I'd say get his brother.
muffinsareyummy 1
the whole "he wants someone pure" thing is obviously a cover up for something else.
lobby0ne 0
PURE DOUCHEBAG
LevyLove 17
He ain't worth it honey... he's a hypocrite for wanton someone pure when he ain't himself
DameGreyWulf 1
Hah, excellent point! Also 25 has a point. This guy sounds like one of those pathetic fools who sleep with gals until he's bored with them.
wiserman 0
i'll take u. TX accents r teh sexiest
FarSide 23
Cheer up OP. The dbag just ruled out the entire State of New Jersey.
icansayanything_fml 0
HAHAHA
littlexlion 4
-hangs her head in shame- XD Naw, Jersey girls are trashy.
lilsongbird 0
#21- What the **** does this have to do with Jersey? The OP's from Texas! Seriously, if you've never been to NJ (and more than just the Turnpike or Newark airport), then shut it. And if you're thinking of that MTV show, remember that all but one of the people on it are from NEW YORK (feel free to look that up if you don't believe me.) As to the post... Although the OP's situation sucks, this story's been posted before.
jillz 0
So the other girl is "pure", probably younger, AND hasn't wasted 6 years on this asshole. Maybe she'll be smarter and get out before he ruins her too. It's sad that you wasted your virginity, 6 years, and maybe your good looks on him. FYL this time but YDI if you don't learn anything from this. :(
bexox 0
Wtf is this? She's not "ruined" for being in a relationship for 6 years. I don't know why you think that makes you give up your looks either. Do you think everyone in a relationship lets themselves go?
hat_fml 0
Lol @ #21 This guy is either using that as a lame excuse or he's got some issues to deal with.
harleyrene 0
Wow that is so sad I almost feel sick. I almost feel you should warn the girl. Then maybe she will dump him and he will be left with no one.
highsheep 0
YDI for being a *****.
SoniaLovesYou 0
***** = sleeps around for money OP = has only ever slept with her boyfriend ...Your logic = fail
FarSide 23
Actually, a prostitute charges. A ***** does not charge, but sleeps with many guys. OP is neither. And in the interest of "fair and balance" insults, a "whoremonger" is a guy who sleeps with many women.
janise 2
You're an embarrassment to the human race due to your idiocy.
myfriend_youfail 3
I'd like to thank you both for Feeding the Obvious Troll.