Today, my 82-year-old great grandfather informed me that his "peeter" still works, and that most guys his age can't say the same. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, I found out that you can give your grandpa a Vietnam flashback when you set off a leftover firecracker from New Years. I also found out that a 76 year old hits pretty fucking hard when freaking out. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Today, my 80 year-old grandad is having more sex in his retirement home than I am as a married man. And by that I mean his care staff had to call me to say they found him having sex. That’s once this year, whereas I’ve not had sex with my wife in three years. I can’t afford to divorce her. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, I finally convinced my grandpa to try a smartphone. After an hour of teaching him how to text, he announced he'd figured it out on his own. The first message he ever sent was meant for me. It went to his pharmacist instead and simply read, "Love you. Thanks for everything." FML
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Top comments
jayennachristine 23
Holy functioning penis batman!
sturschaedel 27
Well, good for him!
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Comments (68)
jayennachristine 23
Holy functioning penis batman!
JMichael 26
I literally lol'd at this and my boss looked at me like I was on drugs.
jayennachristine 23
Story of my life
MrsDruidess 23
I am not sure why OP is upset, isn't this good news for later in OPs life? Like male pattern baldness, but no ED in the family ;-)
RWBYRose 21
Sorry your grandpa shared something so personal, but if his "peter" didn't work, you wouldn't be here…
_kristaaxo 24
he meant that it still works despite his age
RWBYRose 21
I'm an idiot who didn't realize the fml said "great grandfather" in time to edit my comment, sorry
RWBYRose 21
I know
jayennachristine 23
Very true
ILikeKoalas 24
So you should feel grateful when your great grandfather informs you of something you really didn't want to know, just because he used helped create you? Uh no, you shouldn't feel grateful at all. I think I'd puke in my mouth.
RWBYRose 21
I never said OP should be grateful, in fact, I apologized for what OP's great grandfather said, I was simply stating something.
jozhe 21
Good to know. I guess.
fariss 14
Propose a jack off with him and see if he can still say the same
Sandsh8rk 36
That's just disgusting, someone pass me the brain bleach please.
chuchusheep 19
#16, your profile pic fits perfectly with your comment,
Sandsh8rk 36
Wow #32, I've never heard anyone say that before.
paravoz 30
But I did hear someone say that. it was #32
crudeandrudeguy 29
Read 33's profile and it'll all make sense
sturschaedel 27
Well, good for him!
RenoTheRhino 30
Depending on their gender, maybe good for OP too!
kobomk 5
your grandpa is awesome
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Tell him it's a bit tiny at 4" but it smells like a foot.
pooldude 24
wtf??
1dvs_bstd 41
He ain't wrong actually. Congrats to him, don't forget, your granddad came from said "Peeter."
IamOnur 5
This is great news!
DukeLeto 14
So why's this an FML? High five the guy, I'd say things like these give hope to men everywhere! :)