Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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namezox 0
Ouch. GO date his bestfriends
yingwang19 0
what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!
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Comments (117)
GrapefruitZoe 0
Meh, he's lying. He's not pure either. Actually, there's no such thing as "pure". Anyway, he didn't dump you because you slept with him, that's stupid. He tried to come up with another way to say he's bored of you.
thefmlmo 2
not surprising coming from texas
bishopp 0
what the hell is this supposed to mean? the guys a dick, but that doesn't mean you have to insult the whole state.
bakerella 29
I never take those personally, there's ALWAYS gonna be an idiot that submits a comment like that :-)
sandyenjoyu 0
YDI.Don't make it again.
FoundManyLemons 0
To all women ever: If your boyfriend "wants someone who's pure" i.e. a virgin, run! Run screaming for the hills! Run away and never look back! Whether it's before or after he has sex with you, it doesn't matter. Just run!
meleole 0
here here!!!
dru67 0
Pure dose not mean Virgin....Pure = not a dumb ****.
Bassplyer 0
he probley didnt like you anymore so he needed an excuse...
Kberna2 0
I feel your pain. I've been with my boy friend for 6 years, he was my first and only. I caught him in a huge lie yesterday and he began to call me a ***** just because I am a female. He thinks that just becasue I am a women I am a ***** because a women can get any man they want.
AmoraLynn 6
I sincerly hope that person is your ex now no one male or female should be called a *****(or anything else) just because their partner is mad at them.
snakelady 3
I'd beat the hell out of him
K_Smooth 2
That's awful, I'm so sorry!
ladiesman14 0
sorry, he probably meant pure for marriage. he probably doesnt like the fact that your stretched out down there with meat hooks.