Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML
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Top comments
thisgirl2u 9
How exciting!! Hey it takes baby steps to make it anywhere. :) But on a side note, how on earth did you think he was ready to invite you in when you two don't yet feel comfortable enough to pass gas in one another's presence??
allmidnighteyes 11
"Today my boyfriend is comfortable with himself around me. FML" You fart too, OP. Unless you're a robot. If you don't fart, you'll spontaneously combust into a fireball of fart fire.
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Comments (126)
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Wow. Immature much??? Sounds like he's not even boyfriend material!!!
AthinaMarie 0
He is not boyfriend material because he farts like every other hymen being? I see..
nerdsgetmehot 23
#30 Good luck finding a guy that doesn't ever fart.
allmidnighteyes 11
Hymen being? Are you implying that OP's boyfriend has a ******?
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Excuse me, I do have a boyfriend haha
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
and he has the curtesy not to do that in front of me(:
nerdsgetmehot 23
#45 I apologize. I just thought you were implying that a guy isn't boyfriend material if they happen to fart in front of you. I think generally guys try not to fart in front of their girlfriends (especially not early on in the relationship) but if they happen to do so in front of them accidentally...Well, that's not exactly a condemning factor. That would be ridiculous.
5t3ff1k4h 47
There are some who try not to ... but then there are the few like my ex, who do it on purpose.
AthinaMarie 0
Nice. You guys are funny :) Not high/dunk/retarded.. Honest mistake. I am on my iPhone and ty typing fast without poof reading.
apcfan009 0
curtesy......hmm....is he as good with spelling as you are?
KyleIsSoFine 0
Oh gawd XD Words cannot describe...
Nastally 7
So, if you ever move in together, you're just going to... what, go to different rooms or something if you have to fart? Wow, some people... We're all only human, you know. Nothing rude or embarassing about that. Next thing people will stop burping, coughing and sneezing in front of each other. Ridiculous.
lostinthismoment 0
I don't understand why people think that little things such as farting in front of your girlfriend is "relationship over" material. You're never going to keep a boyfriend if you do that. I agree with you.
5t3ff1k4h 47
And... why exactly would he be asking 6 months in for you to move in with him? Many couples haven't even said the L word at that point. IMO, that's way too fast. Why was that the first thing to pop into your head, anyway?
allmidnighteyes 11
What's the L word? Lesbians? "I'm in lesbians with you."
kindlystfupls 0
lmao! "I'm in Lesbians with you"! that is ****** amazing.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Scott Pilgrim FTW.
boss45_fml 0
what a fag.
bethan1 4
That's a big step. You really shouldn't move in together before you are comfortable farting in front of each other anyway.
iheartglasses 0
I still try not to fart in front of my boyfriend, but he farts in front of me. I just go away from him and laugh it off. I think its kinda funny though that your boyfriend thought farting was a step in a relationship :) It was kinda one of those cute dumb moments guys have often. Give him a break hehe
amman9 0
fake
malisa916 7
My BF has farted in front of me from day 1. But they make me laugh so I don't care. Sometimes we share an extra sweet moment and we laugh together when it's a good one :)
W4X 0
Oh my god! Smelly gas! We're all gonna die! Seriously he's kidding around or he just wants a good laugh.
YukiFairy 0
bwa ha ha! Gotta take that first step ;)
WeAllDie 0
Sounds like something my bf would do