Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
supahcoolperson 0
Well its kinda crazy that he didn't tell you sooner or you didn't find out, but how old are you guys? That's a really big factor!
kodinbug 2
Ya, he should have told you that he had a mini me a long time ago... Honestly if he didn't tell you that he had a son, what else is he not telling you. Red flag.
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Comments (155)
stonedfishies 10
That fact that you two have been together for seven months and he hasn't mentioned ONCE that he has a two year old son?
TheCamoWulf 17
MAURY MAURY MAURY!
your_face 15
And getting younger by the hour, apparently...
Lorysa 11
If it makes you feel better OP, my favorite teacher got married at 18 to her husband who had a toddler son, and now she's in her mid-thirties, and they are still married have two young daughters together. :) So don't get discouraged, it can be done. Your kids with him might not be his first but they will be the first you have together. Good luck to you both.
Fmlsea 28
How did you go 7 months without knowing he had a kid?
fatmcfatty 13
this is why you should always ask questions first
Bend_over 4
Uh, really? Didn't you say in a comment before that you're 20 and he's 21?
ya_momma 4
I agree with #60. Makes me think there's a bigger chance he'll leave other stuff out since Op had to find out on accident about this rather than him confront her first.
b_rad_fml 4
You don't mention your ages or if your boyfriend claimed to be a virgin when you met him, but if you've known this guy for only six months, why are you surprised that he has a history before you?
fat_bastard_607 0
maybe the kid is dead. maybe this was his way of bringing up the subject. I love all the relationship experts giving out free FML advice tho... totally legit.