Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
supahcoolperson 0
Well its kinda crazy that he didn't tell you sooner or you didn't find out, but how old are you guys? That's a really big factor!
kodinbug 2
Ya, he should have told you that he had a mini me a long time ago... Honestly if he didn't tell you that he had a son, what else is he not telling you. Red flag.
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Comments (155)
animal50199 10
OP if I were you I'd kick his ass out of my house! Unless of course he had a reasonable explanation for it all.
blue2012 7
He should have been told u he had a child. Bt it's only bad if u don't like children
jollercoaster 3
There is NO circumstance that justify his deception for that long. your name "confusedbutloved" suggests to me that you are somehow so weak or desperate that you're going to end up being the victim of this guys BS for a long time. hope your insurance covers all the counselling you'll be needing.
fightingkittens 39
Jesus, someone has trust issues.
nightrose0087 10
Some girls are afraid of commitment and he didn't want you to run off before giving him a chance... Still, I can imagine your surprise lol
bam3420 13
This exact thing has happened to me with a guy who I'd been dating about 6 months, and we ended up breaking up. BIG RED FLAG, op!
littlexlune 16
Single parents can date, too. Whether or not the news changes your relationship is up to you.
infernap000 7
For all you know he could have had a wife and a kid before you and they left him or died in some accident and he's trying To move on but keeps pictures of them
CaroAurelia 12
Are you upset because he has a kid or because he didn't tell you in seven months? Because the son was born before you guys got together so he didn't do wrong by you. He probably should have told you that he had a son, although I can understand not introducing you to him if your boyfriend wants to make sure it's serious before you two meet.
CaroAurelia 12
Um, wow, #161. I agree that he should have told her, but that is way harsh. It's not like the baby was conceived during their time together.
fantasyworld 39
He should have told you sooner.