Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
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Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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supahcoolperson 0
Well its kinda crazy that he didn't tell you sooner or you didn't find out, but how old are you guys? That's a really big factor!
kodinbug 2
Ya, he should have told you that he had a mini me a long time ago... Honestly if he didn't tell you that he had a son, what else is he not telling you. Red flag.
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Comments (155)
Brilliant66star 17
What else should you know seven months in -- and do you??? FYL.
juturnaamo 29
Strangely enough, I've been there. Actually, I had moved in with him after 2 years and found his son's birth certificate. Turned out the mom had taken him and moved out of state. Custody disputes are a state issue, apparently, and the law favors mothers anyhow, so he wasn't able to be in the kids life. It was easier for him to just not talk about it.
animal50199 10
Was that seriously your bfs excuse?
The_F3rris 11
Lol for some reason everyone has a kid nowadays. Im a girl and im glad i found a man without a baby. (the past 3 men i dated all turned out to be "expecting" with other trashy women) (oh, and im only 19) says a lot about society today. People who have kids already is an instant turn down.
kimg0885 23
Surprise!
russfml 31
Depending how long you have been dating him it could have just been his way of telling you. I know I myself would have some difficulty just bringing it up in conversation. By the way I have a kid lol. Hope ya work it out an good luck
5t3ff1k4h 47
"My boyfriend of seven months..."
nvo 6
Was that his way of telling you he has a kid?
onorexveritas 24
I think its time you had a talk
sandrocampa 2
That's what you get for dating shitheads.
noisebox 1
What else is he hiding? Makes you wonder
daps29 11
Sucks for him he is gonna spend a lot of time looking for someone else then someone else... then someone else