Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, my boss decided to start a sport challenge where we should set a training goal and report about achieving it. Okay, I go to the gym a few days a week, but I'm really not interested in this collective motivation crap. Later, our boss hinted that if I don't take part, I may get fired for breaking the team spirit. FML
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zrhcrx 0
report him...that behavior sounds suspicious
drawne 0
I could be wrong, but I think sexual abuse goes quite a lot further than simply "FML"...
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zrhcrx 0
report him...that behavior sounds suspicious
Juli_fml 0
agreed
tyhillman 0
When he says half naked, I think that means without a shirt. It also depends what level he is playing on, if it is a collegiate level then it is perfectly fine. It would be kind of creepy if it was high school, but it is most likely not because of the possible allegations.
humorizer 14
"My teacher doesn't violate my privacy. FML"
plexico 4
Toxi (#29), You can change which half is naked, partway through the re-enactment.
White667 0
It's also a possibility this is because he DOESN'T perform half-naked body checks on anyone else? Either way, you should simply inform a higher up member or staff.
Intoxicunt 6
Well that sounds fun! Aw, this math is too difficult. The easiest number (or percent of clothing) to work with is ZERO! :)
lahp 0
point out on this doll where he touched you.... .,. but seriously? im sure he can brisk through the changing room will your changing if he needs to see who is get a fat... if he feels your muscles ect ... that is very .... not right.... if your student in school... its illegal... if not then its still wierd
decoybag 0
LOL this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.......is this an American thing or something? Because here in Canada, our coaches most definitely do NOT do that! :O
deja54 0
I am confused. You are replying to the first post, but saying it is at #29? What the hell? You're doing it wrong.
plexico 4
deja54 (#49). Comments tend to jump around randomly. Hit Refresh several times and you'll see the page change everytime. It's chaotic. Deal with it.
ndawgg 6
Other way around... He said the coach violates only his privacy.
ghidorah5464 0
quite
Bathory_fml 0
#44 - Broad, general statements make you strong, like ox.
apfunction 0
#35: you are a ******* troll. he's saying his coach is a damn pedo who only checks HIM out half naked, hence the closed door.
z620 0
coach for wat that sounds like a pedo to me
z620 0
no 128 the op is saying the coach " inspects" the whole team and only leaves the door open for the op so anyone else can see them
savageSaid 0
enough dots? lol
tbj42409 0
no he is saying when he performs the check he closes the door with op. and no I have never heard of coaches doing half naked checks. weird.
kerrwoof 13
44 - Graham James. Enough said.
kelemen 2
**** you, 44. Not all Americans are sick.
randomdude1234 0
Creepy!
well_this_sucks 0
i love how the second comment is half way down the page because of all the replies to first comment..
inconvienentgurl 0
wow u need to report him that sounds like sexual harrassment whether he is just looking at u or touching u...seeing as ur coach is a guy n im guessing ur a girl (or a very whiny boy >.> in which case GO LOOSE THE WEIGHT if thats how u feel) then he cant be looking at the girls like that...kinda illegal. if ur coach was a girl then its another thing. ur coach should be having some1 else do that...a fitness person or something (female) or a male doctor or something....but not the coach! whether its college or high school i dont think the school would allow it!! n even just a team 4 the state or something then he could get reported n go to jail. ne wayz... *Creeper No Creeping*
littlemissxx 0
yeah. it IS illegal. isn't is obvious he's a guy? what kind of girl team does half naked body checks with a male coach? half the people here don't get this fml =.=
Intoxicunt 6
That's what middle aged guys do in Texas. Ask plexico.
plexico 4
Thanks for calling me middle aged, not old! (And leaving out the creeper part.) You're too kind. Stupid OP didn't put in a gender! If it's a dude, big deal. A shirtless guy . . . even if I were anything other that 100% hetero, that would still be boring. Now if it's a girl, I wanna hear more. Which half? Top or bottom?
Intoxicunt 6
You're welcome. I only didn't put "old" due to the fact I doubt this coach is old too. ;) I kid. plexi is a stud. Yeah, gender has a bearing on this. You know, half naked can be the outer half. Just panties and bra, maybe? I'm guessing it's a guy, though. A girl would be suspicious long before this...
Intoxicunt 6
Watch what?
plexico 4
The way you and I are going to re-enact the original post.
Intoxicunt 6
No, I really didn't get it. But then I'm apparently really slow at comprehending today... Edit: plexi, I replied. Refresh. It is trying to eat it.
Intoxicunt 6
Wow at what? We weren't talking about doing anything that could be watched until you said that and he said "re-enacting it"... I don't ******* get it. Your comment was nonsensical.
plexico 4
Well, BS detector, your profile says you are from the United States. This is Texas. The "rules" are a little different here, and enforcement is also selective.
RubixMonkey 0
Plexico can be my coach any day...just stop locking me in the closet and telling me you're going to sell me to inbred tourists. Its not how you pay taxes here in America.
Intoxicunt 6
But, but.... plexico is a plumpa. Some coach he'd be! ;) Also, I don't feel like writing another comment for someone else. The_Pleb: You fail. Buried.
plexico 4
RubixMonkey, I'll be your coach. Drop and give me twenty! I'll leave it up to you to decide twenty of what.
SkaterChic 0
that's either creepy or insulting... either way-fyl
jay423 0
it's insulting means he is the only one to have the blinds and door closed on him
pieisyourdrug 0
Dear god, that's creepy. Report him.
drawne 0
I could be wrong, but I think sexual abuse goes quite a lot further than simply "FML"...
aliciamartinez15 11
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Sexual abuse is any unwanted physical contact
MikeLitoris_fml 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
frank_b102 9
Dick
reapfml 0
Fake or call the cops UNLESS you're overweight or something
delfinofrank 0
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Be glad you're hot enough to get a gay guy's attention. Gays are notoriously picky when it comes to men, unlike women.
decoybag 0
LOL no we're not....usually :p
RubixMonkey 0
We aren't picky, we just don't like you.
saunder 0
step up!