Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
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irateyou 9
....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.
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Comments (214)
sacrosanct2 23
Oh my god..
1dvs_bstd 41
This is one of the areas where an all out violence can be condoned! Someone needs to school that total waste of life how to be polite and courteous! FYL
emilybrooke02 12
Holy crap this scared me! My name is Emily and I've been with my bf for four years now and we are on the verge of breaking up. I was like is he breaking up with me over FML! O.o
buckdharma 38
Are you fat and ugly too?
jablome 6
We don't have to ask if you're a douchebag #47.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Just to be safe maybe you should break up, mutually, with him first?..
drkrissy1331 12
What an ass!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Wow, not only is he a coward, but a viciously mean one at that. I know it's easy to say but time will come when you'll be relieved not to have such a waste of space in your life. Take heart, OP.
mbuck87 19
What a ****!
thentaniasaid 20
He sounds like a real douche. You're better off without him if he's that rude.
hikkiji 4
what a bastard!
Kalipczo 21
Ouch that's really hurtful. You're getter off with out him. What a douche.
buckdharma 38
I don't see a problem. His message was concise and even provided visual evidence.