Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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bobsanction 18
Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.
the4starr 3
COD I'm guessing ? :S
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Comments (220)
Steve95401 49
OP deserves it for being with an overgrown adolescent instead of a grown man. Besides, I'll bet she wastes hours on Facebook playing "Farmville".
janelly16 7
just be happy he proposed to you. this isn't a fml
JERZBornNRaised 7
haha you cant take black ops out of the man lmao, so your beat, cod first women second haha
hadeelx15 0
hahahahaha lmaaao! damn that's some funny shiiiit
goodlike_fml 0
well tell him just kidding ;)
thefriendlyc 0
he was probably just nervous give him a break
uroborous 0
tell u what. he is a moron, you are supposed to have aqesome engagement sex after he proposes and you say yes. there is no good excuse for not having sex after getting engaged, ever.
auto_da_fe 2
Unless the couple believes in waiting until after the actual wedding.
capricaz 0
waiting is just dumb. What if there are teeth down there? Or what if his dick is small? Or non functioning? Or if he finishes in 1 minute or less? lol
stevenmx86 8
What do you expect? You're lucky he asked your whiny ass to marry him in the first place but what did you expect him to do after the fact? As others said, if you can't beat him, join him...
waswashere 0
what game???
CitrusGirl 0
And I may be young but I've been with the same guy for 2 & 1/2 years. When there's a problem we don't whine about it to our friends. We sit down and talk about it. I'm sorry if I sounded rude before but it irritates me when people growl about their relationship. Fix it, accept it, or leave it.